Well, here we are, at the beginning of winter and the preparations for the launch of a new and respectable, broad church ethno-nationalist party are almost complete, after much hard work.
The party has been registered with the Electoral Commission. Our bank account is being set up, as is the web site, as you read these words. The bespoke plastic membership cards are due to arrive at Party HQ tomorrow, by special delivery.
The party will be holding its inauguratory meeting at a prestigious location near the south coast, on the evening of Monday 10 December.
What are Patria's policies? Who is its leader? Why not come along to the meeting, at which these and many other questions will be answered by our joint leadership team?
You will be sure of a warm nationalist welcome (and a buffet) if you do. Further details may be obtained by sending an e-mail to firstname.lastname@example.org, or, alternatively, phoning me on 01243 533932.