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Friday, 8 October 2010

Conference 2010

Platinum, Gold, Silver, Bronze.

These are the various attendance packages available to those lucky members of the British National Party who have not yet been either expelled or suspended by deranged tyrant Griffin. Of course, nothing in life is certain and even if you have neither been suspended nor expelled there is still no guarantee that you will be admitted to any party meeting or other event, even if you produce your current party membership card.

No, Mr Griffin can always think up some pretext to deprive ordinary members of their rights. This one should be refused entry because "...they would be a divisive influence", that one because "...they might be attacked", the pretexts are as inexhaustible as they are mendacious, and self-serving.

Oh, I almost forgot to mention: Mr Griffin will shortly be announcing two further "attendance packages". One is to be called the Uranium option. It is to include everything already included in the Platinum package, but with a life membership of the party thrown in for good measure. The second new package is to be called the Copper package. This one cannot be booked in advance. It comes into effect when a party member has paid up front for one of the other packages but when they turn up at the entrance to the conference Mr Griffin decides that he does not want their company after all, and orders security to prevent their entry.

It's good to see that Mr Griffin is taking a leaf out of the Reform book, and going up-market this year. No swimming pool though it seems. Well, that fifth star is there for a reason.

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